Golfing for Gophers

Judge Smails and his friend Ty are on a golf course trying to see who the best golfer is when Carl，歐銀歐元集團救急 同意貸希臘過難關， the groundskeeper，再陷交易傳聞 殷仔明戰光芒， interrupts their game.J: Judge Smails　　T: Ty　　C: CarlJ : What did you shoot today，腎病又三高 洗腎風險增， Ty?T : Oh，夜市商品天價坑殺觀光客？　立委提案建議以詐欺論處， Judge. I never keep score.J : Then how do you measure yourself against other golfers?T : By my height.J : Oh， very funny， Ty. Let’s say we have a little wager then? How does NT$1，000 per hole sound?T : All right， Judge Smails. You’re on.C : Excuse me， gentlemen， but there’s a pesky gopher messing up the golf course.J : Can this wait， Carl? We’re in the middle of something.C : Sorry， Judge. This is important. Hey， Ty. How’s it hanging?T : Not bad， Carl. Hey， you want to take a swing with my club?C : I’d love to， Ty， but this gopher is tearing up the whole place， and Judge， there is a strict no gambling policy on course grounds.J : Oh， yeah? Who says?C : Actually， you did， sir. You made the rule.J : Carl! Get your gopher and get out of here.C : Sorry， sir. Wait， I see him. That pesky gopher is in the hole. I’m just going to reach in and grab him. I think I got him…ouch!T : OK， guys. That’s enough excitement for one hole. Let’s move on to the next one.最強動新聞看這裡線上收聽請按audiojs.events.ready(function(){var as = audiojs.createAll();});，